How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
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Explanation
This joke plays on the phrase "coming out of the closet" which is used to describe someone publicly acknowledging they are gay. It suggests a ridiculously literal and dangerous method of determining a child's sexuality. The humor derives from the absurdity and dark twist of implying that if the child doesn't come out, they are dead, rather than straight.