Heart's Plea and Casual Rejection

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained genius. You posted something about how your heart wants you to stop because it hurts, and then you're like, "Bro chill, it's not that deep." You're making a joke about emotional turmoil by playing it off like it's no big deal. You're trying to be cool when you are clearly not, and I'm going to judge you for that. Clearly, you are a special kind of idiot who thinks using 'bro' makes a serious matter into a joke, you goofball.