Short jokes
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Jesus created the T-pose first.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
What medicine do you take when your butt hurts?
Answer: Assprin.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.