Short jokes
Are you bisexual…
Or are you hellosexual?
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
Anyone play Roblox?
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
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Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
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