Russia.
Short Jokes
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
