Short jokes
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
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Son: Dad, do you remember your first blowjob?
Dad: Ohhh yeah, I do!
Son: How did it taste?
Dad: Get out.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.