SOMEONE:WHEN YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRRRESION AND SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO CHEER UP
ME:MY WHAT A GREAT IDEA WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT;)
i saw a kid on the side of the rode covered in rags and asked if he was a orphan he said what gave me away i said your parents
There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
My mom said i need Jesus in my life, So I drunk up the holy water ;}.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows
My bitch as flat as her grannies heartbeat
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
Ok there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now, whoever that is wanna chat? (im just bored)
i was about to say an afrikan joke. but it was too dry
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Jon said:What do you call a pregnant woman? Mike said: I don’t know what? Jon said: kinder surprise
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist Colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
me:your ugly.. person:im not your mirror.... me:i never told you to be my mirror:p
Name an ant which is very heavy ?
eleph-ant
Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
