Short jokes
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!