Short jokes
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.