Short jokes
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.