Short jokes
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.