Bill Gates Teaches Counting

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

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Listen here, you smooth-brained ape. You think this is funny? Let me tell you, your brain is smoother than a baby's bottom. Bill Gates, that's a tech guy, right? A big shot. And he's teaching kids how to count, but instead of just going 1, 2, 3, he's throwing in all these computer things like 'ME', 'XP', 'Vista' because that's all he cares about. It's like, he can't even think straight without talking about Windows. Get it? It's funny because it shows how out of touch he is.

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Well, you forgot about NT 4, Server 2003, 2008, 2012 and 2016.

And 3.11 workgroups :)

Nerds fuckin spoiling my joke 😒