Short jokes

I have had it up to here with you.

(Then there Hight.)

Which is better looking, girls or women?

Can disabled enable dark mode?

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.

I think DJT has FTD.

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"

When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.

They were both druids.

What is better, autism or Down syndrome?

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.

You're gay, stop reading.

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You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.