Short jokes
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Your mum's got big tits.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Have a good summer!
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.