Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
Drunk Dad
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The dad is trying to explain what being drunk is like by saying you'd see double of everything. But, plot twist, the kid points out there's only ONE tree, meaning the dad is already plastered! Get it? You probably don't, considering your brain is smoother than a freshly Zamboni-ed ice rink.