Bill Gates jokes
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
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This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.
*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*
Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."
Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"
Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."
Wife: "First go bat… Read more