Bill Gates

Bill Gates Jokes

Kindergarten

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

Covid

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Penis

Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."