Bill Gates

Bill Gates jokes

Kindergarten

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

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Covid

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Penis

Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."

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Community

This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go bat… Read more