Bill Gates jokes

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

How do you enter your house?

Through Bill Gates!

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?

1 + 1 =

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."