Short jokes

Short jokes

Number

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Orphan

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

Comic

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Username: thelightlessdays

Sister

My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."

Pencil

A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Bear

Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?

He was stuffed.

Olympics

Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?

Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)

Doctor

Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.

Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.

Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.

Buck

One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"

The other said, "Do you have that many?"

Name

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂