Short jokes
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Professor Poopypants!!!
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!