Short jokes

Short jokes

Penis

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

Suicide

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

System

2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Fowl

How do you get a million fowl?

You run through Africa with a bullet of water.

Hair

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

Bridge

Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?

He was scared to get across.