Short jokes
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Penis, neck, rope?
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
"1v1 me bitch!"
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
More like your anus.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Yo mama so fat, COW!