Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Short Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
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What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.