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Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
That was a really crappy bun!
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."