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Short Jokes
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Laugh.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
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