Short jokes
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.