Short jokes
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
Guess what?
Good guess.
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.