Short jokes
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Prostitutes remind me of chewese.
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.