Short jokes
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
My friends.
The earth is flat.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
There are more than 2 genders.
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"