Short jokes
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Obama got Osama.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
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When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.