Short jokes
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Psyonix's OCE servers.
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.