Short jokes
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Gegebehhhhh!
Hi UwU!
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.