Short jokes
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Non-binary is a joke.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
Curry must hurry.