Buccellati
Short Jokes
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.