Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
F*ck in' the poo.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Suicide is population control, republished.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."