Short jokes
More like your anus.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
I fucked your girl.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.