Academy jokes

Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

School: Nova corps gun academy.

Location: Wyoming mountains.

Where is a place where people die?

Rosshall Academy.

Where are people sent to die?

Ross Hall academy.

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

New degree plans announced by Cornell University:

- Frat Studies, includes classes in acquiring ketamine and arranging threesomes with your homeboy and some random girl.

- Sorority Studies, includes classes in oral sex, binge drinking, and bullshitting after the fact.

- Consent Theory, teaches the new generation that "Yes" means "No" and your problems can all be solved by regretting your own poor decision-making (the shop's still open btw).

School.

School is the best!

What do you call a place where people die?

Rosshall Academy.