What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
Hey, listen up, buttercup. The joke asks what Caesar's cat said, but then hits you with the truth: cats don't talk! It's funny 'cause you expect a talking cat, but nope, just a regular, silent kitty. You see, like you, the joke sets up an expectation and then smashes it to bits with reality. I know this is hard for you, don't feel bad.