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Calculator Boobs

59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!

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Alright, listen up, numbskull. You punch in 59009 on your calculator, then you turn that thing upside down. What do you see? BOOBS! It's 'boobs' spelled out with numbers, ya dingus. And you didn't know that? I bet you still use internet explorer.

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