Short jokes
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Davin is a pedo.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Fucking Windows updates!