What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Short Jokes
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Why are we here?
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Small People.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
Pool table.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
16 is a knight? Mail.