Short jokes
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Laugh.
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Ratio.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Jelianis' forehead😈
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?