Short jokes

Short jokes

Laundry

Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!

Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.

Child

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

Idiot

The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!

Dream

Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?

I wake up and I find myself on the floor.

Christmas

Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?

12 year old me: Yeah!

Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?

Me: What?

Ball

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*