Short jokes

Short jokes

Cheetah

What do cheetahs wear to work?

They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!

Son

Rhydon- son.

Rhydon? - mum.

RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.

Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.

XD

Mc

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Cupcake

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

Pants

Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.

Bed

I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.

Mom

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Rose

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Woman

The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.

Pizza

Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.

Dyslexic

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Son

My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.

Cheese

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"

Doctor

A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"

Ketchup

Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"