Short jokes
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
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So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
I fucked your girl.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
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My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"