Short jokes
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
There's ate of them.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
Suc my dic
Freya Walker is a feminist.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
Tyler
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.