Short jokes
Cameron Boyce
China should be a baseball team.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Chi
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!