Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Short Jokes
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Connor Davison
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
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What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
That is so bad, just like you.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.