Short jokes

Hey girl, are you an orphan?

Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Ho Lee Fuk.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.

Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.

Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.

Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹

That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹

What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..

Just put the diaper on her 😉

You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?

Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔

What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?

Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂

The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.

How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..

With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌

The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.

The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?

I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.

We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.

I thought I showed a lot of balls.