Short jokes
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.