Short jokes
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
It's Caesar salad.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
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What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)