Short jokes
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
You're gay, stop reading.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
Voicemailing.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?