Short jokes
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
LYNXXXXXXX!
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
The π¦ asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.