Short jokes
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
Technoblade never got a wife.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."