Short jokes
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.