Short jokes
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!