I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Short Jokes
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Looks like he never charged up fully.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
My will to live.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
What is a boyfriend?
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!