Short jokes
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
What the sigma?
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.