Short jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Can I get a Hoyah?
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
I gotta do terrorist :)
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺