Short jokes
Tyler
9/11.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
Fortnite
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"