Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Short Jokes
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Animals are just... so hot!
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"