Short jokes
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.