Short jokes
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
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What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Ratio.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!