Short jokes
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.