Short jokes
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
The butt quack one.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.