Short jokes

Short jokes

Butt

What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?

A booty call.

Prison

You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.

Dog

Why is a rap boat like a dog?

They both get off sniffing assholes.

Octopus

Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?

Because he had a toilet call in the drain.

Mop

Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.

Suicide

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Luck

Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!

Vegetable

If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.