My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
Short Jokes
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Pacman 200 balls
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.