Short jokes
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
Owo
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
Greg is a pedo.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!