Short jokes
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!