Short jokes
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Female Rights?
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
Sans
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.