Short jokes
Hey guys, it's an alien!
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Chicken
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
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Sad life goes, joke mom.
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
Hi meccool.
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."