Short jokes
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
How do you poop?
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?