Short jokes

Short jokes

President

The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.

Bar

Why did the man walk into a bar?

Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!

Lemon

I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.

I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"

Girl

What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.

What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.

Chicken

Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.

I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.

Baby

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

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  • Mother

    Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!