Short jokes
The butt quack one.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Orphan joke protest idea.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.