What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
Midgets' Phone
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. The joke is that "midgets" (a term some people don't like, BTW) use a "MICROphone" because "micro" means small. You know, like you and your brain. The joke is a play on words, get it? Do you even know what a phone is?