Short jokes
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
School's being safe.
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Jelianis' forehead😈
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
I wanna fight Gwen!
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
I have a body count of 7.