One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Short Jokes
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Wait, that's me.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.