Short jokes
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.