Short jokes
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
Jesus walked, so Mohammad can fly.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
Puns, that's how I roll.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What is fall?
When I get hungry 😋
I love riding my bike 🚲.