Short jokes
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Gegebehhhhh!
Hi UwU!
Like if you are a simp.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!