What the sigma?
Short Jokes
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.