Short jokes
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
I bought drugs today.
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.