Short jokes
Toilet paper cried across the road.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
There's ate of them.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
Suc my dic
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Slob on my knob.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
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Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.