Short jokes
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
Slob on my knob.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
9/11.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Fortnite
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.