Short jokes
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Uranus is blue.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
I don't want to date an alien.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
qefawrbg
Heyyyyyy!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋