if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
Short Jokes
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Your momma!
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.