Short jokes
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
"Peppa's ribs."
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Uh oh, stinky!
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.