Short jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Puns, that's how I roll.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Jesus walked, so Mohammad can fly.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
I love riding my bike 🚲.
What is fall?
When I get hungry 😋
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.