Short jokes
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
I wanna fight Gwen!
School's being safe.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
I have a body count of 7.
Dude, I lied.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.