When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Short Jokes
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
LYNXXXXXXX!
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.