Short jokes
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
I pregnoot.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!