Short jokes
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
My life.
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.