Short jokes
My friends.
The earth is flat.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.