Short jokes
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!