Short jokes
pp hi
That is so bad, just like you.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.