Short jokes

Short jokes

Ant

Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.

Pp

My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.

The librarian then asked me to take it out.

Kid

Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?

Because he’s disabled.

Screw

"Ouch!"

"What's wrong?"

"I stepped on a screw."

"Are you ok?"

"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.

Diana

What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.

Race

Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?

A: Eat my dust.

Incest

If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!

Joe Biden

You know how Joe Biden is happy?

When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.

Baseball

My cousin really loves baseball.

He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.

Mom

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.