What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Cement Mixer Dwarf
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up buttercup. The joke is playing on words. "Wee" means small, like a dwarf. "Hard man" means tough guy. But cement makes things hard, so a dwarf in a cement mixer becomes a "wee hard man." You probably thought cement mixers were for making smoothies, didn't you?