Short jokes
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Iron Man dies.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
I like whiteboards.
They're quite re-markable.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
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