Short jokes

The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?

The baby you just feed nails to.

Here's a joke... you.

I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!

Was he under insurance claim?

How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?

Jake Adkins watches James Charles.

outside lmao.

-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.

When do you go at stop and stop when done?

I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

Have you tried eating a clock?

It's time-consuming!

I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.

Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?

Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?

A: Jewbacca.

I know that my jokes are never punny but...

What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

Why did the Mafia cross the road?

Forget about it...