Short jokes

Short jokes

Woman

When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?

Mom

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Subject

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

Fowl

How do you get a million fowl?

You run through Africa with a bullet of water.

Hair

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

Pencil

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Life

What's the most annoying thing in the world?

When you're told you're still qualified to live.

Orphan

Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?

Friend: But you're an orphan.

Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!

Emo

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."