If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Short Jokes
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
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I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
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What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)