Short jokes
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
Like if you are a simp.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.