Short jokes
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
That was a really crappy bun!
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."