Short jokes
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
I wish I was blind.
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.