Short jokes
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Orphan joke protest idea.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Can I get a Hoyah?
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.