Short jokes
"Peppa's ribs."
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Uh oh, stinky!
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...