Short jokes
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Obama got Osama.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Taco Bell makes you crappy.