What games do bats like to play at recess?
Short Jokes
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Beach whales.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.