Short jokes

Short Jokes

Sex

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

Orphan

Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.

Orphan: I don’t have parents.

Place

What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?

The SPA-ghetti!

*insert ba dum tss here*

Orphan

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

Idea

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?

Dumbass

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

Orphan

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

Orphan

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

Penis

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!