Short jokes
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
How do you poop?
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Suck my ass, guys!
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.