Short jokes
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"