Short jokes
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Suiiiii!
2+2=🐟
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.