Short jokes
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
When you breathe.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Female Rights?
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.