Short jokes
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Give me followers instantly!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.