Short jokes
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
Oliver Savagê.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Your momma!
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
Looks like he never charged up fully.