Short jokes
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Mayonnaise marry me?
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
Wow, that is so sunny!
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
Rowan
Yeetus.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!