Short jokes
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
Okay, thanks for watching!
What is the epitome of being quick on the draw?
Coming both first and last in the same round of "soggy biscuit".
If I ever have a YouTube channel, I'm pretty sure it would be called "101 Things NOT To Do With Electrical Sockets."
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wife."
*darned autocorrect*
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wi-fi"
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
I have the superpower to predict the past.
"My love, I missed you."
"Aww, I missed you too."
"I did not miss *that* time!"
So what does stress and energy mean?
Beer.
I saw a Down syndrome kid waving at me today, but there's no way I'm swimming all the way over there to save him.
"Eugheugh," said the boy.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.