Short jokes
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Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!