Short jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.