Short jokes
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
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How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.