Short jokes
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
I bought drugs today.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!