Short jokes
I love my family when they're buried alive.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.