Short jokes
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Female Rights?
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
Sans
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!