God is good. God is great.
Short Jokes
"Deznuts up your ass."
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Boobies!
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!