Short jokes
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
Owo
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
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Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.