Short jokes
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
2+2=🐟
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Suiiiii!
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”