Short jokes
Your mother.
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.
Give me the most likes on this site.
All Asians look the same.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Black people run fast.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.