What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Short Jokes
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
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My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
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Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.