Short jokes
I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.
Unfortunately, he couldn't come.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Your mother.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
All Asians look the same.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.