Short jokes
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.