Short jokes
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
It's Caesar salad.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...