Short jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
He he he.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
Applesauce.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?