Short jokes
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Prostitutes remind me of chewese.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
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