Morbid jokes
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
The morbid jokes on this site.
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.