Family Reunion Conception

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is for all you simpletons out there. The "someone" in the joke is supposedly so... let's just say, 'unconventionally attractive' or 'peculiar-looking', that the speaker can only conclude their parents must have been, like, *really* close relatives. You know, like first cousins, or even closer. Because when family members who are too closely related have kids, sometimes those kids have... well, 'unique' features, you big dummy! A 'family reunion' here isn't about playing charades; it's a sly, twisted way of hinting at incest. You probably thought it was a nice picnic, didn't you, you big ol' softie?