Short jokes
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
You remind me of a pencil.
Why?
Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.