Short jokes
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
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Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.