Short jokes
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Like if you are a simp.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!