Short jokes
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
choi soobin loml
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.