Short jokes
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
This website hahahahahahaha!
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
I'm Gay.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!