WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
Short Jokes
Psyonix's OCE servers.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.