Full Moon jokes

Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?

I’m gay.

What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?

The British are cumming! The British are cumming!

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipses it!

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.