Full Moon jokes

Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?

I’m gay.

What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?

The British are cumming! The British are cumming!

Why wasn’t the moon hungry?

Because it was full!

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipses it!

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.

Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.