Full Moon jokes
Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
I’m gay.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.