Full Moon jokes

Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?

I’m gay.

What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?

The British are cumming! The British are cumming!

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."

Why wasn’t the moon hungry?

Because it was full!

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipses it!