Full Moon jokes
Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
I’m gay.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!