Short jokes
Your mum gay, lol.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
Technoblade
"Black midget porn is in 911."
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
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Poop backwards is poop. 💩
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Wow, that is so sunny!
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.