Short jokes
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
We gotta work ahead, people!
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
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Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.