Short jokes
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Suiiiii!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
2+2=🐟
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."