Short jokes
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is a dog?
An animal.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What is a dog?
A pet.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.