Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
Short Jokes
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
penis balls cum <3
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.