Short jokes
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!