Short jokes

Short jokes

Cow

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

Trash

Boy/girl: I love you.

Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.

The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*

Nut

Me: Let's go to Randy's.

Friend: There's no Randy's.

Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.

Speed Bump

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

Food

What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?

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Woman

Women are only for sex!

They are good for cooking and sex!

Nothing but those things.

Sex

Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?

Pencil

Why did Johnny drop his pencil?

To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊

Mamma

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.