Short jokes
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
"Hey babe!"
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
WD 5TB My Passport Portable External Hard Drive HDD, USB 2.0 Compatible, Black - WDBPKJ0050BBK-WESN
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!