Short jokes
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Jeans! (DYM 98)
Don't crack this joke up!
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Harrison
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
hej765
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
You stink!
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.