You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
Short Jokes
What is a great đź‘Ť for?
Fun.
I wish I was blind.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.