Short jokes
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Applesauce.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Davin is a pedo.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.