Short jokes
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
I had power.
My live.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
Hot water look a**.
What is your body like? Soft.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
You are.
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Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.