Short jokes
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
Down syndrome and brownies.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
What do you call a racist community? America.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!