Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Attorney in Hospital
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. It's funny 'cause "damages" has two meanings. Like, if you get hurt, you get "damages" from the dude who hurt you, get it? And hospitals have "damages" too because they are expensive. You probably think hospitals are free. You are probably ugly too.