Stanley Cup jokes

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.

Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.