What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash that is a 2006 stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes? Josef Vasicek
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common? They both won a trophy atleast once, Vanicek a 1x stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Why was Josef Vasicek a stanley cup champion is 2006? Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
What is Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground? Oh shit is my name still on the stanley cup?
Why did jesus not win any stanley cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards
