Short jokes
Rowan
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.
Unfortunately, he couldn't come.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
Yeetus.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.