Short jokes
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Fraser smells.
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
RTG iceberg?
EHO?
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Parademic
Kidloland
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
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