Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
Short Jokes
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
My life...
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
I impaled my son with a pitchfork...
He looks very sharp.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Down syndrome and brownies.
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.