Short jokes

What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?

Nothing, it was feeling blue.

My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

Why did the car fall asleep?

Because he was too tired.

Daughter: Where was I born?

Dad: Alabama.

Daughter: That is nice.

Mum: We have never been to Alabama.

Dad: RUN!

Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.

"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.

Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?

It comes with no strings attached.

Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?

It’s the only place they can vote!

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

You and Jason in your bed.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

Why did the octopus cross the road?

Who knows and who cares?

Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!

What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Female Rights?

What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?

I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.

Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!