Short jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”