Short jokes
Father: "Fritz, light the Christmas tree!"
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
What did the builder say after the foundation?
"Employees!"
"Come on, take the camera!"
"Isn't it clear?"
"Well, look!"
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.