Short jokes
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".