Short jokes
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What makes my life so unfair?
You invading it for no apparent reason.
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.