Short jokes

Short jokes

Fish

Why did the fish go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling “eel.”

Dick

Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?

Sex

*walks into sex shop*

Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.

Difference

What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?

A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.

Vegetable

Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.

Forehead

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

Teacher

A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:

"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."

Loop

If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.