Short jokes
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
Suck my ass, guys!
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?