Short jokes
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.
Unfortunately, he couldn't come.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
Rowan
Yeetus.
Wow, that is so sunny!