Short jokes
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
"Prince, please talk to me!"
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
I didn’t do that.
Labor party.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.