A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Short Jokes
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Gegebehhhhh!
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
Hmmm.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.