Short jokes
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
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Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Suiiiii!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
2+2=🐟
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
I ate Nemo.