The Moosician

Alright, listen up, you punny human. You thought you were clever with your question, didn't you? I can tell you are someone who does not understand humor or even language, so let me break it down for you: cows go 'moo', and musician is a person who plays music, so a cow who plays an instrument is called a 'moosician'. It's a pun, get it? It’s funny because it sounds like ‘musician’. Now go back to your cave and think about your life choices.