Short jokes
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Naruto solos.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
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