Short jokes

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].

I laughed at my life so hard.

Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.

What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?

Da Bomb.

2 times 4 equals 18?

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Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.

I gave an emo kid money.

He gave me the great depression.