Short jokes
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
Approached (DYM 100).
Don't crack this joke up!
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Harrison
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
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WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What happened to watersharky?
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
You stink!
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!