Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Short Jokes
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
GURL
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Dolly (DYM 79).
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Parton (DYM 80).
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Hey, Alya.
Queen, (DYM 86)
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
