Short jokes
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
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My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
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What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.