Short jokes
GTA 6
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
can someone please tell what happened?
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
heeeeeheeeeeeeeenjkxbzskrf
I got sad today.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."