Can you be my daddy? ๐๐๐
Short Jokes
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Haymoohay?
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
1 hour challengeeee.
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
GURL
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What is always in front of you but canโt be seen?
Answer: The future.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isnโt a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Madeline Mcannot find her.