Short jokes
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
WTF?
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.