Short jokes

Short Jokes

Kid

"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."

Song

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

Love

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

Orphanage

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Student

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

Future

What is always in front of you but canโ€™t be seen?

Answer: The future.

People

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isnโ€™t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!