Short jokes
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
French jab is ban French's backwards.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.