Short jokes
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
Make like your hairline and scram!
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Biden did 9/10.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.