Short jokes
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
My peepee was big, now it's small.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."