Short jokes
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Daveon...
Daeveeonnnn.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Fuk yall!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"