Short jokes
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.