Short jokes
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Yo mama joke.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!