Short jokes
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Show yourself.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Biden did 9/10.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.