Short jokes
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?
🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵
LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA
I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.
(Male fantasy)
Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.