Short jokes
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
DONE🔫
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
I’m a paki nonse.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.