Short jokes
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."