Short jokes
Checkout (DYM 104).
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Baby (DYM 108).
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Peter's playtime.
My dick harder than stone, man.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"