Short jokes
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"