What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.