Short jokes
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?