Short jokes

Short Jokes

Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."

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The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"

The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"

"Yellow and far apart."

Why did Sally fall out of the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn’t she get up?

Because she had no friends.

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Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.