What do you call a vegan slut.....?
A garden Ho...!
What do you call a vegan slut.....?
A garden Ho...!
F is for friends who don't talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
there was always that one SPECIFIC person u THOUGHT ruined ur life,but it turns out ur life has always been ruined by u being in it..
What do you call an afgan in the bath.A bath bomb
Why did the boy 👦 throw the clock 🕒 out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
What was the one word that could of save Princess Dianas life? Taxi
Q: How do you know a wishing well works? A: If your mother-in-law falls down it
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison.
The white guy actually did it.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you. Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.