Short jokes
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Your momma!
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
I see what you did there.
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
I have a body count of 7.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.