The Uncle's Definition of Anal Sex

My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."

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The humor comes from the misdirection and the euphemism. The narrator pretends not to know what anal sex is, then reveals his uncle has a different (and suggestive) term for it. The punchline plays on the taboo nature of both the topic and the implied family dynamic, making it darkly funny.

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damnnnn that fucked up i was in school trying to not die during a test, thanks so much for that, that made my day holly shit that was funny