The Uncle's Definition of Anal Sex

The humor comes from the misdirection and the euphemism. The narrator pretends not to know what anal sex is, then reveals his uncle has a different (and suggestive) term for it. The punchline plays on the taboo nature of both the topic and the implied family dynamic, making it darkly funny.

• Anal Sex
• Girlfriend
• Sex
• Misunderstanding
• Uncle
• Ass

• Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
• What do you call anal rape? Ass cream.
• What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
• What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!