Short jokes
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.