Short jokes

Short Jokes

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.