Short jokes
Obama got Osama.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Frank.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
RTG iceberg?
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.