Short jokes
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so I put her in the oven.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.