How many gay guys can u fit on a bar stool? Four just flip it over.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? - Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
What do KFC and pussy have in common? Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you. Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.
BTW i am one wahahaa
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
What's a Parkinson's victim least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - Shake it off
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
i dont struggle with depression, im used to it
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic 😉
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it. “They see me rollin’, they hating”
Enough with the Nazi jokes They make me führeious
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. Its kinda creepy.
