Calendar Factory jokes
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
No?
They both got six months.