Calendar Factory jokes

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.

I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.

I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He only took a day off.

I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!

Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?

Because they took a day off.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.