Calendar Factory jokes

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He only took a day off.

I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!

I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.

Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?

Because they took a day off.

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"

Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.